assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

assmunch

someone who is right there to do anything you want them to do they are right at your ass because they are so into you .....

This assmunch wont stop coming up to me and talking to me ....I think he has it bad for me .

by silveradoboyjoe June 19, 2010

Ryan "assmunch" Andras

Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.

Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.

by JDM 92 August 28, 2008

assmuncher

A type of person who is a complete asshole but in a different type of way.

A friendly asshole.

Mike- Omg bob is such a fucking assmuncher

Chris- yep

by Spongeboob January 28, 2016

Assmuncher

Anus/viagina sex professional

OMG that is a real assmuncher

by 1503cali June 7, 2018

assmuncher

(1) A person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy. (2) Those who exhibit traits characteristic to "a person who considers another person's rectum a delicacy."

Tweezyshadow loves to eat guys ass, he is called an assmuncher.

by blazethe420buds September 23, 2019

assmuncher

a person that is a smelly rat. they are your friend but you hate them.

"oh look, its christine!"
"shes such an assmuncher,"

by assmunchermomo December 29, 2020