assmongler

A jerk who won't give you what you want/need.

Come on man, don't be an assmongler! Pass the crackpipe.

by Solid August 1, 2005

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

assmongrel

A really stupid person who like celebrates Hannukah on Christmas, and sells door to door girl scout cookies, singing stupid ass theme songs like fucking Scooby Doo. This sort of person gets beat up (sometimes) but never on Sundays since thats the holy day. This type of person never has a house or anything, and doesn't even like to plant trees or sharpen pencils, and is just a big fuck.

Man that little albino kid just raped my dog, what a fucking assmongrel!

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

assmongrel

Keith Oakley, Harrisburg, IL

Keith Oakley is an assmongrel to the extreme!

by Pat Dizzle December 8, 2003

assmungle

To work on tasks that seem important but truly are not.

I just worked 8 hours today working on this assmungle of stuff and never got anywhere.

by brentspore February 3, 2018

Happy green assmonger

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

by Brett May 2, 2003

assmongrels

1. (interj.) A term used to describe immense displeasure.

2. (v.) A medical term referring to the infusion of incongruous ass cheeks onto one's face to replace dead facial tissue caused by pyrolysis.

3. (n.) Derogatory term for one who's facial features resemble the buttocks.

Assmongrels(1), my son's assmongrelling(2) was a complete failure! Now he really looks like an assmongrel(3).

by Richard Z. Crimiton, M.D. July 7, 2004