Cockalytus Assitytus

When a huge cock enters your anal cavity and kills you by a slow and shit filled death. Refer to Mr. Hands for a better definition

Bob - Dude Suzy got Cockalytus Assitytus!
Steve - Oh dude that sucks.. Who did it?
Bob - Idk but he must have had a huge dick!

by A Cereal Kill3r March 9, 2009

grown-assity

the state of being a grown ass man.

"I'm a grown-ass man and I can do whatever I want." Even if the grown-assity is some fucked-upped-ness.

by Sthpaw30 August 20, 2011

Butch Assidy

When you make a gun with both your hands and insert your forefingers in your woman's vagina and thumbs in her ass.

She always calls me Quick Draw McGraw when I give her the Butch Assidy

by Clintonamous August 11, 2016

Ashify

ashify (verb). I do instantly turn an object or person into dust or ash as in Thanos's snap

You can't ashify me if I'm already dead.

by Cary Kid August 10, 2021

Assif

A super nice mother who is also kind of a loser. They are still kinda cool though

Omg you are such an Assif 🤪

by I bet you don’t know who I am April 25, 2022

Assifier

A butt-plug.

Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!

by bler33 September 9, 2010

assifer

A combination between "Lucifer" and Jennifer...as in Jennifer Lopez.

This word is also in reference to Jennifer Lopez's famous big ass.

Someone who is evil and desecrates the sacrament of marriage by marrying over and over again.

"She's such an assifer-- how many times will she marry again?"

by Jickee July 31, 2004