The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

assfinkter

The muscle that contracts your asshole for taking a shit.

Dang, i just tore my assfinkter last night from that huge ass dump.

by BAcc June 25, 2008

Assfucker

someone who fucks doggie style

by Cemore Butts October 13, 2003

assfinkler

One who packs teh fudge;dumbass;wordassclown/word;one who wears teh wordasshat/word;etc...

You goddamn assfinkler, if you don't put down my sandwich in 2 seconds, I am going to pop your nuts in a vicegrip.

by Boxxcarr September 15, 2003

Assfucker

A person who screws you over all the time. A complete user.

Mary the assfucker stole my t.v. and laptop today.

by It's a rap March 8, 2019

assfucked slut

1. A promiscous woman or man that loves to indulge in anal intercourse. Often craving anal in favor of oral or vaginal.

2. A prostitute that sells his/her booty for anal pleasure.

Wendy is goes bonkers when she is getting assfucked! She is a true assfucked slut!!

Herman loves his rectum plowed! What a nasty assfucked slut he truly is!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 13, 2023