a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.
While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.
by Amy W April 2, 2007
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Evidently, emotions or feelings categorized by electricity. Ben's silly word, that isn't even a word. He tries to use it but it is not defined in any dictionary. It's not even archaic. It's not even obsolete. It's simply non-existant.
An urban person or slang user might say, "I would describe my feelings of excitement as ampedness."
Or, "I was so stoked for the show, I would say that I was overwhelmed by incredible ampedness."
Or, "I was so stoked for the show, I would say that I was overwhelmed by incredible ampedness."
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