random act of assness

a silly or aggressively stupid act performed by your man for no reason other than to be an ass. This act can be either spontaneous or planned in advance.

While standing quietly in line at the cinema, her boyfriend unprovoked, impulsively grabbed her butt and yelled "oh, baby, your butt is getting so big", thus displaying yet another random act of assness.

by Amy W April 2, 2007

Assiness

Assiness is basically ass, just when you’re such an ass, you have a lot of assiness...mhm.

Me: I like your smert assiness.

Person: Uh, that’s not a word.

Me: Check da Urban Dictionary, assiness.

by Roberta James June 25, 2018

ampedness

Evidently, emotions or feelings categorized by electricity. Ben's silly word, that isn't even a word. He tries to use it but it is not defined in any dictionary. It's not even archaic. It's not even obsolete. It's simply non-existant.

An urban person or slang user might say, "I would describe my feelings of excitement as ampedness."

Or, "I was so stoked for the show, I would say that I was overwhelmed by incredible ampedness."

by Tracy Molly Radsvick McDonald July 27, 2008

Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.

Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.

by majorlanguage August 12, 2017

Bad Assness

the act of being bad ass

"i like Roger Clemens bad assness"
"you gotta show your bad assness"

by Ali December 10, 2003

assness

1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.

"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"

by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

BITCH ASSNESS

You did or are doing somethin stupid,childish or un called for......

"Yo y did u give dat bum ass nigga miimy phone number 4....dats bitch assness of u ?"

by ladii fresh February 26, 2008