Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

assburger

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

assburgers

Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)

Cartman: NO! I have assburgers!
Docter: Its asper-
Cartman: ASSBURGERS!

by Though bug April 03, 2018

assburgers

a word to shout when anything goes wrong

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Assburger

A clinical asshole. Someone who thinks everything looks or sounds like shit. Who cares fuck you

Example of assburgers: Aka Sarah palin aka al gore. aka that racist white guy from Alabama

by Dontworryaboutitfucku October 06, 2011

Assburger

Someone who is extremely antisocial.

Tim is such an assburger: He never says a word to anyone .

by Spencer C. May 22, 2005

Assburgers

Simply put, Burgers made of ass. Rump roast.

ASSSSSSBURRGGGGEEERRRRRS!!!!

Fuckin' rump roast naahhhmeaannnn??

Jillian, May i have a bite of your assburgers?

The assburgers at this place are wonderful

by toocoolforAHFUCKSHIT December 07, 2009