Assburn

When you shit out a damn redwood and it burns for 1-3 minutes.

Assburn is just a terrible tragedy.

by maybenot September 27, 2003

Assburgers

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers occurs after not properly wiping after defecating diarrhea, which dries up and creates a "patty" between a person's "buns".

I had Taco Bell last night and I woke up with Assburgers.

by whatawonderfulduwang May 26, 2019

Assberg

A large clump of feces on your toilet paper when your wipe prematurely.

Man, I just wiped my ass and I had a HUGE assberg!

by The MrEcted One April 27, 2006

Aspburglar

Someone who marginalizes autism by being an asocial asshole and claiming Asperger syndrome as an excuse.

The clerk at the comic shop is a fucking Aspburglar

by zen_hydra February 20, 2009

assburning

When you eat any sort of spicy food and your asshole erupts into flame.

Dude I had a totally assburning experience at taco johns

by Carlos the dinglefart November 19, 2015

assburster

Based on Alien franchise.
A log of shit so large and painful, you can swear it feels like a chestburster. Except it bursts out of your ass, hence the name.
Usually happens when you're constipated.

A: Vacate the toilet already man, it's been half an hour already!
B: I've got a chestburster coming out of my ass!
A: LOL, an assburster. Good luck, bro.

by Nappko February 21, 2017

asburgers

Gabe brenneman

Gabe has asburgers

by Nazi hitler June 5, 2018