assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009

assbastard

Synonym to "jackass", a person who has performed, or is performing an action you find disturbing in some way, or of which you are jealous.

"Hey man I just won the lotto!"
"assbastard!"
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"Sorry I just knocked over your Pepsi"
"assbastard!"

by Herb Eaversleuse May 16, 2003

Assbag

The combination of an asshole and a douchebag.

Dude, you're such an assbag !

by KWhit1982 May 19, 2016

assbag

someone who acts like a bag full of ass

"Ya know that guy Johnny, well he's a real assbag"

by hewchardon May 22, 2003

AssBastard

A bitch who doesnt give a fucking damn and was raised by sluts

James is such an AssBastard

by assbastardfromanalsexareuhappy November 22, 2017

Assbag

A person of the male persuasion who is prone to making promises and commitments he is constitutionally incapable of fulfilling. Upon realizing his incompetency, he acts as if nothing ever happened and labels himself "ASSBAG", mainly in an effort to make people laugh. What this "ASSBAG" (a.k.a. Tony B.) fails to recognize is naming himself assbag is probably the first truthful statement he's made in the situation he created.

ASSBAG: moves girlfriend 3000 miles to be with him, making promises of a family and marriage..a week after girlfriend has been home, ASSBAG has a moment of clarity and, to protect "girlfriend" from having her feelings hurt down the road, breaks up with her..but not before they've had sex, of course...
Girlfriend continues living with ASSBAG, having no other option at that point. Of course, human nature interferes, and the two continue sharing a bed and have sex a few more times.
Lo and behold, ASSBAG and ex-girlfriend are now expecting a child together...
The best part: ASSBAG pretends like nothing has ever happened, still...aside from a few text messages immediately following the news of the pregnancy, ASSBAG hasn't mentioned ONE WORD about their living situation or their baby....

by THE EX GF August 15, 2011

assbag

The greatest nickname in the movie "Outside Providence" starring Alec Baldwin. Has nothing to do with an ass or a bag.

Hey Dildo, why don't you and these other assbags get outa here!

by Gecko March 29, 2005