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And then i fucked her up the ass 

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
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Getting Fucked In The Ass

1. A more harsh version of getting fucked over in a certain situation. Mainly used to describe how a sports game is going or to describe a bad day.

2. Also can be taken in a literal term in which you physically get penetrated in the anal by another dude, and is found most common among gays.
1. John: “Dude did you see how much Clemson is losing by”

Jim: “Yeah, they’re really getting fucked in the ass

2. Steve: “What did you do last night bro?”
Aiden: “Oh I was just getting fucked in the ass by Todd, you should join us next time. Then we can all get fucked in the ass.”

Fucked in the Ass 

1. Getting raped anally by an extremely homosexual man, or a really freaky girlfriend with a strap-on.
2. Getting fucked over on a deal or something of the sort.
1. " Dude... Bob's so unlucky. He got fucked in the ass by Jim. "
2. " Jim, you whore! You fucked me in the ass over my skittles! I'll kill you! "
Fucked in the Ass by Brock S. August 31, 2006

Fucked up the ass without lube 

Used to define something that’s unpleasant
Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

fucked off my ass 

to be so fucking drunk you dont know what you're saying
fucked off my ass by barbie legs February 6, 2007

fucked me in the ass 

a phrase used to replace other common phrases
1. it made me laugh? alarmed me? turned me on? = it fucked me in the ass
fucked me in the ass by urbanasss August 22, 2016

Fucked My Own Ass 

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"