Ass the Times

To express discontent with events either in the past or present.

'Ass the times'... that were
-OR-
'Ass the times'... that are

1. I fucking hate myself for losing my best friend years ago! Ass the times!
2. I lost an awesome eBay auction today. Ass the times.

by volcanobakemeat November 11, 2011

fuck me in the ass hole three times in a row

usually said out of anger or when pain occurs.

(steps on rock) "FUCK ME IN THE ASS HOLE THREE TIMES IN A ROW"

by Gracie Lou Free Bush February 15, 2017

Double tapped my dick three times on her ass

If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.

bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.

by dubble tap February 18, 2018

The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

asstime

Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.

Taking a long asstime to get off
"Man, that douchebag is taking an asstime!"

by T Freds May 7, 2007

AssTime

The combination of ass dialing and FaceTiming. The act does not necessarily have to be specifically caused by the gluteus maximus, but can refer to any accidental cause. Usually makes for extremely awkward moments and always happens when you are talking about the person or place you AssTimed. Not to be confused with "sexting".

Steph: "How did I FaceTime Cook's Cafe??"
Tyler: "Hahaha, it looks like you AssTimed the local diner... aaaaawkward"

by BoredScientist November 8, 2013

AssTime

To moon someone over Skype, FaceTime, or Zoom.

Person 1 (makes FaceTime call and sees a naked ass on screen): wtf?

Person 2 (on screen, face not looking at camera): AssTime!!!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel July 1, 2023