ass spelonker

One who paricipates in the act of searching inside people's anul cavaties.
Also, an individual who searches in or for asses.

Shut up you ass spelonker, I know you've been looking up your dad's ass to find that missing ring of yours.
Or...
You got shit on your face you ass spelonker.

by G-Zus and Mohawk Man May 13, 2005

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

ass spelunking

Its Where a person jumps into another persons ass! Usually an insult to your fellow man.

Johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater!!! :)

by Omar Enrique Torres May 28, 2006

ass-spelunking

the act of an employee exploring his bosses insides with his nose for personal gain

Yo, Mike, when you get done ass-spelunking with Larry would you mind helping me get some work done or would you rather give him a hot carl.

by g spot May 21, 2006

ass-spelunking

the act of exploring and probing the depths of ones anus via the penile insertion method.

Lance and Jerome were out ass spelunking at the local gay rest area.

by rhino November 21, 2002

Ass Speelonker

A butt pirate.

Chuck is a real butt-fucking ass speelonker!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

Ass Speelonker

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird

Chez is an Ass Speelonker

by Tony February 22, 2003