blew ass rockets

Totally or outrageously ridiculous...causing anger or contempt.

OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!

by mandaz April 2, 2006

Ass Racket

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)

"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

Racket Ass Hoe

(noun) A loud, obnoxious, and needlessly annoying women who pollutes public spaces with her unnecessary noise–otherwise known as "racket."

Damn, that racket ass hoe is talking hella' loud. I'm trying to enjoy my cinnabon!

by HawktheMan July 19, 2010

[A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked]

Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth

person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez

by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017

assrocket

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

by KingWarthog April 15, 2003

assrocket

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

by Dumper Bumper March 6, 2011

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008