Skip to main content

ass pirate 

somebody who steals ones ass virginity without concent or free will
shane is a very skilled ass pirate
ass pirate by shit bag April 9, 2006

ass pirate 

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.
Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!
ass pirate by The Dude February 3, 2005

Ass Pirate 

The act of putting a phalic object in the asshole of another man by force, usually the target of the ass pirate is being raped.
Yarr, that ass pirate swabbed his poop deck.
Ass Pirate by CRAZINS December 29, 2007

ass pirate 

N: One who is looking for the "booty"
Tom, you've been acting like a fuckin ass pirate all night!
ass pirate by Civic Ricer January 29, 2003

ass pirate 

ass pirate by Poonjab March 5, 2003

Ass pirate 

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.
RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.
Ass pirate by Ben June 5, 2004