Fluorescent Ass Rape

The penetration of any fluorescent object, typically a large blunt one, rammed forcibly into an unknowing victim in a rape fashion.

Oh my god! He just go fluorescent ass raped by that chick!

by Derek Scholl March 20, 2009

fluff ass

a person who is built big and looks tough but wuldn't bust a grape in a food fight. just big for no reason. most commonly used by Bearcats from Rock Hill, SC

"You ain't big, you just a old fluff ass!!"

"Shut up before i fold yo fluff ass!!"

by shermanator4000 December 17, 2008

assfluenza

Major illness involving massive diarrhea.

After I ate those chicken wings, I ended up with a massive case of assfluenza.

by Lone@602 April 28, 2009

Assfluff

Lint that collects in your ass hair, especially during night time.

During my morning shit, I wiped away all the assfluff that accumulated during the night.

by Cyberwolf December 16, 2006

Assfluencer

A narcissist who pretends to go to the gym to workout but really just stands around filming her ass. Oftentimes they may falsely accuse unsuspecting men by setting their camera up in the center of the gym, so he has no choice but to glance in her direction.

Bro, be careful, that Assfluencer over there is just looking to Me2 some poor schmuck.

by Thewardenrules February 22, 2023

assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass

Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex

by chris April 1, 2005