Asshole nigger bitch 

A person that acts like an asshole, nigger, and a bitch.

Martin: asshole nigger bitches has no right to hit people.

Asshole nigger bitch by Magiranger November 11, 2022

National Asshole Day 

Occurs annually every February 27th. This is a day to remember assholes who have come and gone in your life. Whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an asshole disguised as a non-asshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the assholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.

"Hey asshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn't mean you can cut me off in traffic!"

"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."

National Asshole Day by lady radio gaga February 26, 2010

Asshole Lane 

The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.

It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.

Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"

Asshole Lane by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009

asshole shot 

The act of buying a shot for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole shot after cutting in line at the bar

asshole shot by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Destroyed Asshole 

When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.

"Last night this young stud fucked me so hard with his huge penis I now have a destroyed asshole

Destroyed Asshole by my testicles are cold July 6, 2017

Shy Asshole 

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

Shy Asshole by lockenload23 July 11, 2016