Aspire Middle School

A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though

Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?

Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!

Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)

by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010

Aspire mi mono

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005

Acer Aspire V3-572G

The laptop I am using to write this definition right now.

I'm still rocking the 7-year-old piece of shit Acer Aspire V3-572G.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.

Ashwin became an 'Asian aspirant' after majoring in international business at the University of Washington.

by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

aspire to maguire

a phrase that references the illogical and sometimes outrageous outbursts of motivational speakers

this speaker's speech was just full of aspire to maguire nonsense, he was talking about how his mother was born without a womb and he built one for her so he can be born while charging her a tenancy fee

by ubah_484 June 27, 2023

Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.

Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington

by user42355t6 March 3, 2023

aspiring ballerina

a person that aspire to become the best ballerina

"hi felicia, how`s ballet going? its going great! im an aspiring ballerina!"

by pastorjacobi April 20, 2018