A disease that prevents you from being normal. With asperger's you can't socialize correctly. I hate to be touched. I never even had a date. I was beat up by jocks and popular people at school, they called me ass pie and other mean names.
I always wish I was normal. I was deemed by teachers to have a " low iq " but the truth was i was an asperger's case. I am now 36 and high functioning. I live with mom and do simple chores around the house. I still haven't established my own life and ive never had a normal or real relationship of any kind, whether friendship wise or love interests.
I still harbor a bitter resentment towards all the jocks and pretty girls who picked on me and called me " the asspie loser."
If you know an aspie's please don't make fun of us, we are special.
I always wish I was normal. I was deemed by teachers to have a " low iq " but the truth was i was an asperger's case. I am now 36 and high functioning. I live with mom and do simple chores around the house. I still haven't established my own life and ive never had a normal or real relationship of any kind, whether friendship wise or love interests.
I still harbor a bitter resentment towards all the jocks and pretty girls who picked on me and called me " the asspie loser."
If you know an aspie's please don't make fun of us, we are special.
I am an asperger's.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyer... October 30, 2008
The next stage in human evolution. Highly logical and intellectual but with limited social skills.
Many Aspies are also either virgins or homosexual meaning that they prevent overpopulation by not breeding.
Many Aspies are also either virgins or homosexual meaning that they prevent overpopulation by not breeding.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 August 04, 2010
by Mogg1001 August 16, 2018
by ifiwasurboyfriendidneverletugo May 14, 2012
A minor form of autism diagnosed to every second kid in the USA who's too lazy to get their ass off the MMOs and go outside.
Also: Fake syndrome so parents don't think their kids are failures.
Also: Fake syndrome so parents don't think their kids are failures.
My friend has aspergers.
Oh that's neat, so does my cousin, and my dad, and my mom, and my sister, and my friends friend, and my dogs penis.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Oh that's neat, so does my cousin, and my dad, and my mom, and my sister, and my friends friend, and my dogs penis.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
by Azurewrath July 11, 2008
A label given to absolute fuckwits who like to be rude, annoying, disrespectful and just pure arse holes - because it is a part of their 'condition'.
refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.
refuse to take reaponsibilty for their actions due to having 'a condition'.
Person with condition says something totally rude, bang out of order.
Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!
Other person says 'you can't say things like that to people buddy, it's just not right....'
Person with condition 'ahh it's ok, I have aspergers. It's not my fault....'
FUCK OFF!!!
by Fizzy bubble fart juice December 14, 2015
Minor Autism or someone who is highly functioning with Autism.
Can learn and grow unlike some with Autism.
Can learn and grow unlike some with Autism.
by comedyislife December 03, 2019