Asian angry

A degree of anger that can only be reached by asain people. It is beyond anything anyone who isnt Asian would have experienced.

Asian 1: Did your mum find out you've been skipping tutoring?

Asian 2: Yes, she got Asian angry

by Izzlz April 21, 2011

Asian American

Person of Asian decent who is also an American citizen. There are many different Asian Americans. Some have ties to their respective countries in Asia, some don't, and some find a middle ground.

Japanese American, Chinese American, Indian American, Korean American, Vietnamese American, etc...

I am an Asian American.

by noise June 16, 2005

Asian Andy

The most alpha Asian blogger to ever live, every other streamer is a beta compared to him. He’s friends with ice poseidon, and is a total savage, never mutes any donations he gets.

Person 1: Dude did you watch Asian Andy’s new video
Person 2: yeah Andy is an alpha , he totally didn’t mute ram ranch when it was part of a media donation

by Thiccc Giraffe Necc May 16, 2018

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

asian ass porn

This is when you go to youtube after watching Daniel Tosh's stand-up comedy where he mentions it. This if clicked on the link will crash your computer...

Andrew: hey alec i crashed my computer the other day...
Alec: how'd you do that man?
Andrew: Asian ass porn..
Alec: God damn-it!

by "Bailey" August 9, 2009

asian adam

Crazy screaming naked man that sees everything in a wide-screen view. He seems incoherent and like he's babbling but he is communicating with his many flying ninja forces in another language so as to not strike so much fear into your heart that you die of a heart attack while he takes over the known world with his co-conspirator who happens to be a wanna be Asian but is really only a white guy with a little dick.

That dude is about to go Asian Adam on your ass.

by minionofasianadam February 3, 2010

Asian-American

1. An annoying term that progressive people think is politically correct, when in reality, means nothing.

2. An unnecessary label that gets slapped on anyone who looks like they might have Asian ancestors, regardless of if that person feels the term even applies to them.

Dumbass: Are you Chinese?
Normal Person: No...
Dumbass: Are you Japanese?
Normal Person: No...
Dumbass: Are you Korean?
Normal Person: No... where the fuck is this going?
Dumbass: Oh, you just looked Asian, so I thought I'd branch out and learn about your culture.
Normal Person: I'm American... so my culture is your culture.
Dumbass: But, you're Asian-American.
Normal Person: By that logic, you should be called European American because you look European.
Dumbass: No, I'm American.
Normal Person: Okay, so why the fuck do I need a label as to what KIND of American I am?

by vatefairefoutre September 2, 2017