ascroft

A little shit who will invite you out then when you reply in the affirmative, he will then be a complete douchè and has a tiny pin dick which has been known to hold olives in martinis.

That john is such an ascroft. Let's not go to pound a pint with him

by atko92 April 30, 2014

Ashcrofting

Walking down the street without moving out of the way for other people, like Richard Ashcroft in the Bittersweet Symphony music video.

He is ashcrofting down the street into people. What an asshole.

by dabig1 August 28, 2009

Ashcraft

An old grumpy man who loves drinking v8 juice I class. He is commonly seen in a classroom yapping about evolution and how fake it is.

That ashcraft is so mean

by @^<[[×?×× ;&#*@((@# 260o8 d s April 20, 2025

Ashcraft

The rival of Darwin and evolution

Darwin better watch out for Ashcraft, his rival

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 1, 2025

Ashcraft

A creature who -5s everything it sees, and feeds off the young innocent souls of young middle and high school students

Ashcraft: -5!!!
Student: I’m sorry sir
Ashcraft: -5 everyone

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 2, 2025

Ashcraft

A guy who collects skunks and keeps them as his pets, and loves the smells of their farts

Random guy: WHY IS HE GRABBING A SKUNK?? THAT MUST BE ASHCRAFT

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 6, 2025