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tasteless asscheek

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.
Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek
by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017
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asscheeks and applesauce

When a situaion is bad(asscheeks) but a good thing(applesauce) happens, this event should be as awsome as possible
Your walking you step in shit and then Jessica Alba give you a blow job... after this you would say this is asscheeks and applesauce.

mean person: you suck
You: thats not nice
mean person: your right. im sorry take my car and allow my hot wife to give you the best head you've ever gotten in your life
by LewTastic xbox360 September 26, 2010
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Sour Asscheeks

Sour asscheeks is a term meaning someone is grumpy and grouchy.

Sometimes when they have lemon juice in there asshole or on there ass cheeks causing irritation!
Jessica: IM GONNA SHOVE U UP MY VAGINA AND PULL YOU OUT MY NOSE ASSHOLE!!!
Matt: I poured lemon juice on her asshole!
Jon: She sure does have some sour asscheeks!
by Snifferpitz June 6, 2009
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Asscheeks

Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.
Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.
by LouSassle March 6, 2020
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Aircheeks

people walking around with their ass hanging out of their clothing.
Girls, just because it's summer doesn't mean you look good with your aircheeks hanging out.

Boy! Pull your pants up, how do you expect to walk with your aircheeks hanging out of your jeans?
by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010
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Unbridled Asscheeks

That oh too common smell that comes out of a bathroom after dudes think they're slick by not wiping well enough.
This shit smells like Unbridled Asscheeks
by therealbroshow February 11, 2019
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Asscheek booty

The lumps of fat hanging off of your booty that sexually arouse some individuals.
It is also where you get spanked.
Person 1: Dude I saw my first asscheek booty today!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah!
by Salem, Massachusetts July 17, 2021
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