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Aseel

Aseel is a girl which is smart, angelic, beautiful and when she loves someone she she truly does.

Trustworthy, caring and forgive people no matter what they did. She’s so pure and the kindest person you will ever know
She's a perfect secret-keeper.
She tries her best in everything but sometimes she's lazy. Shes an introvert, active and creative, Support optimism. Make people around happier and smile. Can’t leave anyone sad. She's an angle who had fallen on earth to make your life better. You may not see how much she cares about you. Even if she said she hates you. This is not true. She will never let it go. She's kinder than anybody. She doesn’t care about looks but care about personality. If you lost her, you lost life.
Hey you
Don’t lose your aseel
by Mostbekano,etr November 23, 2019
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half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.
I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
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half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality
This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job
by GDOGG November 1, 2003
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full-assed

Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.
Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?
by Shera Princess of Power August 17, 2003
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assed up

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up
Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"
by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016
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Assembling the Gustav

At the climax of sexual intercourse the male tactically rests and nestles his phallus in between the buttocks of his partner. This is typically a follow up to the "doggy-style" position. Furthermore the ejaculate shoots at maximum velocity onto said partners back and/or hair.

This immaculate assembly received its name due to its strong visual resemblance to the great Gustav Cannon developed in the late 1930s by none other than the Krupp family.
ex. 1 -

'Jonathan assembled the Gustav with such pride, he watched in awe as fertilizer emitted from his cannon; showering his partner's posterior in warm viscous bliss.'

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"Where's Sean....?"

"That slick bastard is up in his bunk assembling the Gustav again."
by CLITORTOISE July 18, 2019
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half-assed

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.
I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.
by KaBookie August 28, 2003
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