Asmonbald

A World of Warcraft streamer on twitch who has a rapidly receding hairline

N O H A I R O M E G A L U L ASMONBALD

by Zarkeven September 26, 2019

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where the residual elastic band remains at the base of the shaft with some excess latex flapping in the breeze.

“Oh shit babe, I’m so sorry. The condom broke...but, hey, check out this Richard’s Ascot.”

“Yo dude. She totally thought I was wearing an intact condom but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

asco

It is disgust in Spanish; particularly in a disgusting way to throw up. Some may use it in a sentence even when speaking English.

Person 1: I like chocolate milk
Person 2: Ew that gives me asco

by Dr.gggrr June 9, 2019

Askonda

Askonda Juakeen American professional basketball player from Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Mostly known here in his small hometown.

there goes Askonda in the open court, looking to go for another slam dunk!

by KMac23 August 27, 2021

Asbonyt

Absolute unit yeah man
Andrew Barton has massive muscles mate

Person 1: who’s that person there with massive muscles?
Person 2: oh, it’s asbonyt

by SheffieldWednesdayarebetter November 18, 2019

system of ascending precedents

a sequence of events wherein each event sets a new, higher standard that will act as a precedent for all subsequent events.
-As far as I know, this phrase has never been coined or defined before.

Bob tells funny stories and does spontaneous imitations at work. each one is a little funnier than the one before. his co-worker's expectations track with his performance so that now he has to maintain the gradient of improvement every time he opens his mouth or, - and this is the key- they will respond as if it was less funny than it really is. He has trapped himself in a system of ascending precedents.

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

Ascencio

Is a very unique last name that some people have <3

maria ascencio is very hard working

by itzme123 September 24, 2019