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Dick as far as the eye can see

When your somewhere and there is only males.
Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.
by peteypablo204 January 7, 2010
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as my dick

when something is very drastic, good in taste or exciting.
yo man that sandwich was delicious AS MY DICK
by jhonneer December 19, 2008
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Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.
Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"
by Hym Iam September 27, 2023
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sick as a dick

Another idiom for sick as a dog
Feelinf very unwell,
That guy's sick as a dick
by gilfaizoncharmedimsure June 12, 2018
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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021
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crooked as a pig dick

A dishonest person or organization who regularly cheats or swindles people or buisnesses.
Obama is crooked as a pig dick on this health care shit!
by 2cents September 10, 2009
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