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Anal Arsonist

Anal Arsonists like to stay below the radar, but when in the heat of fornication they turn to the flame. When the male partner is close to climax, and the woman is in a doggie-style position, he reaches for a flammable substance (ex/ rubbing alcohol, gasoline, liquid nitrogen) which in most cases the male has a small vile of this said substance, and proceeds to douse her asshole with the liquid. The female partner mistakes this as seminal fluids, and then the Anal Arsonist lights that bitch up!
Holy shit i got anal arsoned...Anal Arsonist!
by Secret Arson Man February 20, 2009
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Arkansas Arsonist

The act of drenching your cock in gasoline and lighting it on fire, then receiving fellatio from your partner or prostitute.
NOTE: This is for pro Masochists and Sadists.
Bob: "Hey Marlene, after dinner would you like to come over for tea, biscuits and an Arkansas Arsonist?"

Marlene: "Yes please! I can't tell you how much I've wanted some flaming cock!"
by Jake Dangerfield January 17, 2009
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Verbal Arsonist

Name given to someone who, when given the mic, lights the place on fire with their vocal talents. This generally includes, but is not limited to free-style rapping and/or karaoke.
Damn son, Greg and JJ are straight verbal arsonists on the mic tonight.
by II JSQUARED II July 1, 2011
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Arsonists Get All The Girls

I should smack you people for not having this defined.

The absolute most kickass deathcore band of all time.
Guy: Let's listen to Arsonists Get All The Girls
Other Guy: Nah I think I'll stick with Job For a Cowboy
Guy: Faggot.
by Owns your face January 24, 2008
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conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.
The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.
by Ontological June 27, 2018
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Arsonist

A person who makes you angry because they have a nicer behind than yours
that arsonist just did a million reps on the hip thruster machine at the gym , I’m so angry about the amount of work I gotta do to catch up raaaaaaahhhh aaaahhhghh!
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Chaotic Arsonist

A person who, I bet you don’t even know this, is a chaotic arsonist

1: A chaotic person who burns down houses with pride and joy on a SPREE
2: An arsonist. With energy.
I’m a chaotic arsonist/j guys I’m joking IM KIDDIH OMG
by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022
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