army

when a guy lays down and a girl blows him to smitherines to the point of him wanting to return the favor to the girl
Last night me and my boyfriend played army.
by brinney April 26, 2008
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A.R.M.Y. is an acronym for

Aint
Ready to be a
Man
Yet
I'm just a little boy that wants to "play" war....think I'll go join the Army.....because I ain't ready to be a man yet
by usafman December 25, 2006
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ain't ready for the marines yet.
you is in da army? sheeeit holmes, you ain't ready for the marines yet.
by silent majority December 21, 2008
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A toxic fandom of Korean boy group, BTS, who feels the need to put down others every time a group other than BTS is mentioned.
Hi there, what’s your fandom?”
“Once!”
“Oh, you’re not an ARMY? We can’t be chingus.”
by tensbanana September 07, 2018
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Arent really Marines yet

unlike the Marines great marksmanship the army's basic plan is to launch as much ordanance into one place as possible

not as good as Marines but better than the chairforce
Bob: I couldn't make it into the Marines so i guess i'll join the army
by Jack Ashton November 25, 2010
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A group of nasty soldiers that have no pride in uniforms. A place where everyone that is a fat ass can be a proud ranger. No discipline in war. the clean up crew. The land of the old, fat, and nasty. The land of the 50 year old Privates.
" Hey look at that old fat bitch... holy shit!!! she is an army Private. She could be my Grandmother."

by sgt skeet skat July 11, 2008
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1. Ostensibly for 'defense'. An Army is a device used by governments to enforce their will over people by killing some of them or, through deft command, just by threatening to kill some of them.

2. Often refers specifically to the ground based component of a large military force, tasked with killing people in close combat and directly enforcing a governments will on those people. Rather than doing such remotely, by air or sea.

3. It often refers specifically to the military force of the dominant world power, since they are the most likely to find it necessary to kill people in places where that government does not directly rule, in order to enforce its indirect rule.

4. The least politically advantageous component of the military for a government to use. This is due to the proximity of the army personnel to the people they are with tasked killing. Jet planes aren't put at risk by sticks and stones.
1. The numbers don't lie. Military forces tend to kill a great deal more of the people of the country they are tasked with 'defending' than foreign invaders. See Native Americans or Iraq.

2. 655,000, that's the number of civilian deaths in Iraq up to 10/11/2006. Or you can trust the more pleasing estimates - the most conservative of which puts civilian deaths at about 64 per day since the war began.

3. Iraq and Vietnam are two popular non-war actions, but there are about 250 documented military actions by US soldiers abroad, not involving a declared war. These involve just about every nation in Central America, producing oil or the natural resource du jour.

4. "Bush 1 was pure evil, but at least he knew to keep the Army out of Iraq. Bush 2 isn't any more evil than his dad, but he sure is a dumbass."
by Ex_Soldier_11Bravo May 27, 2007
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