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The best branch in the United States Military. Soldiers that come out of the Army have real careers to look forward too. How many marines got discharged only to serve food and take orders from an ex-U.S. Army soldier? The U.S. Army soldier is trained in proficient in their warrior tasks an drills. Ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the United States of America.
Marines are only grunts. Army Soldiers are professionals.
HOOAH!
(the Navy and Air Force doesn't even hold a candle to neither.)
Jason: I'm gonna join the Army.
Daniel: You pussy. Why don't you join the Marines?
Jason: Because I don't wanna be a waiter at Friday's when I grow up.
by cmuss November 6, 2006
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