Areola Assault

The proper phrasing for a titty twister

Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.

Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.

by Jakeherby August 7, 2017

areola kabob

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.

When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.

by CIV June 1, 2006

Extra Large Areola disorder

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.

When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.

by Young Blood Chapman October 3, 2007

Areola Borealis

An awe-inspiring spectacle of the nipple. Widely pursued but infrequently witnessed.

"Did you see those girls last night?"
"Oh man! That was a total areola borealis!"

by Andrew Erickson April 25, 2006

Areola Boobitch

A fake bar name given to a drunken male idiot by a girl who he won't leave alone. Often used as an IQ test.

Idiot: Hey baby, what's your name.
Girl: Areola Boobitch.
Idiot: Wow, that's so pretty!

by JulieU July 12, 2004

Areola

The area around the nip.

The 816 boys won a grammy award for their hit single areola.

That circle around the skittle in the middle you put in your mouth.

by 'Phat D' July 27, 2009

Areola 51

A larger than normal areola which surrounds the nipple and is a major turn on for some people.

Yo man, you seen my Jessica's tits? Areola 51 for sure. Fucking gorgeous bro!

by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018