archadong

a huge dick with an upwards curve

Joe's gf claims he has an archadong!

by jmagssss March 31, 2008

Archaon

Every few centuries there is a mortal champion who is destined for the greatest blessings of Chaos. He is Lord of the End Times, The Everchosen, who the Chaos Gods unite behind, bestowing all their gifts upon him. Each time one of these great warlords has walked the world it has heralded war and plague, famine and death of a massive scale. Nature itself abhors his presence, the ground splits asunder at his feet, the air churns and swirls around him. Of all the Everchosen of Chaos who have assailed the world over the ages, Archaon is the most ruthless and powerful, for he alone has succeeded in reclaiming the six treasures of Chaos. He is Chaos Incarnate, the herald of the Apocalypse, and where he walks the world trembles.

As the Everchosen of Chaos, Archaon bears the ultimate favor of each of the Dark Powers.

by lordofchaos July 22, 2010

Arshak

A raging sucker punch so strong it will kill god. The Arshak is used by hot people, against their enemies, the ugly people.
The earliest form of the Arshak traces all the way back to 2012, when people thought the world was going to commit curbstomp crunch. These people were very stupid. This version was known as the Arshick, which is lame and will not be referred further.

Susan was being such a fucking bitch, that Jason Arshaked her in the face

by Isambard Kingdom Brunel ||| December 26, 2021

archambault

The common last name of all families that have a true pimp in them. Came from the Archambaults in canada

Zach and Byron Archambault are both pimps because they are each Archambaults.

by zach a March 20, 2005

archaspec

Marketing copy used in advertisements and product literature, especially high-technology, that trumpets their high specifications and exciting new features that in the present day seem quaint or almost unbelieveable.
Also can be used to describe a product that is obsolete, laughably so.
eg. 'Fully expandable to 27K of RAM' (Commodore Vic 20 computer)

Even his cellphone was an archaspec - no bluetooth, no camera, just a brick with an antenna.

by Mark A. Urquhart-Webb August 5, 2006

archaeology

1. (What archaeology should be) You've started your archaeology course. It's the first day, you have your hat, whip and designer stuble and are ready to go and kick ass. Everything is exciting, there are always nazi scum to shoot, imprisoned children to free and artefact s to "rescue". If you are an archaeologist you can also get laid easily.

2. What archaeology is :( . You're there, on your uni course, let's say in Exeter for example. Pen in hand. Peering around the lecture theatre at various other odd looking characters that look like they should never have been allowed to leave wales , sommerset or whatever random back country they escaped from. There's hours of looking at dendrochronology, pollen diagrams, and geophysical bull shit. (That's not the good kind of pollen either :( ) Archaeology causes insanity, a strong accent and excitement over broken ceramics .

Avoid at all costs. Unless you are already displaying archaeology symptoms, then you may well enjoy.

*queue theme music* Look at him killing all those nazi's! He must have done archaeology!

This week you will be looking at carbonised grain and what it can tell us about past cultures and how they farmed.

by Real Archaeologist September 4, 2005

archaic victory

The above definition is mistaken. What the author is talking about is not an "archaic victory," but a Pyrrhic victory.

Tony Soprano would probably refer to a Pyrrhic victory as an archaic victory.

by palaeologos January 18, 2008