dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007

appointerview

When someone schedules time off at work for a Dr’s appointment, but it’s really an interview.

“Where’s Missy today?” “Oh, she’s out at her Dr’s Appointerview. Wink, wink”.

by KMH808 February 24, 2018

i've got an appointment

A term said (mostly by females) that means they're going to get some dick.

Kayla: what you doing today?
Nancy: girl, i've got an appointment at 3pm.

Kayla: Go get you some ;)

by macaroniluv December 3, 2016

appointment television

the decision of tv viewers to schedule their time so that they watch a specific program at a specific time

opposite of viewers who sit down in front of a tv and watch whatever is on

People who schedule their lives around tv practice appointment television.

by dp916 May 9, 2004

sexy doctor's appointment

a hand job given when the man is completely naked and the woman is fully clothed

I was hoping for a blow job, but I'll take a sexy doctor's appointment.

by Gus Polinski July 31, 2009

Appointment

Appointment: n.

According to the note you give to the office, an appointment is what you really missed school for when you just felt like taking half the day off.

Betty Sue will be leaving today at 10:30 for an appointment.

by AlyssaLorin January 29, 2009

Dick Appointment

A “d or dick appointment” is a term used by woman that refers to them getting fucked by a guy

Lexi can’t go she a dick appointment later on

by PizzaMan Ant November 22, 2021