Apples 

A secret inside term for sex.

can be altered by other words to make it funnier

"I buy apples from the girls over there"

"damn i am horney, i need apple martinis badly."

Apples by Aisu Karasu February 22, 2009

Apples 

Code name for the most beautiful amazing girl in the whole wide world. She is really random at times and has a great sense of humor. She also has a weird fetish for popping pimples. She has the look of a goddess and is funny, smart, random, and just the best! Everyone is jealous of her and wants to be her but simply can't because she is the best and no one compares to her. Shes just..... THE BEST

-Dang bro that girl isn't even close to Apples status!

-Yeah you're right bro. No one can compare to Apples!

Apples by ChopsticksEggrollsRice December 7, 2010

apples 

why the fuck are you looking up apple for you dumbfuck? You should know what an a p p l e is.

you probably ate apples before.

apples by blowed_patato December 12, 2016

apples 

alchohol, anything that gets you retarted

so can i get some apples?; those apples got me fucked up

apples by Jonny Harrington January 3, 2008

Apples 

Apples don't like niggers because they took their spot on the tree.

Apples: Man that nigger keeps hanging around it's so annoying
Applet: Yeah they've been taking our spots recently I don't know if this tree is big enough for all of the niggers
Niggers: Ooga this is our hanging spot... Ooga Apples will die because this is our spot on the tree

Apples by 50 parker street October 29, 2019

Apples 

They are only the most amazing thing in existence and go with pretty much everything. They have many uses and just can brighten your day.

I think you have an obsession with apples.

WHAT?!?! There is no way to be too obsessed or love apples to much!!!

Apples by ApplesBooksandTea May 23, 2018

Apples 

A rabbit stuffed in three apples with a side of unicorns.

I just got a pet Apples

Apples by RobloxFanboy87464894532 October 4, 2018