applestamp

An applestamp is what happens when someone is such an idiot that they do something with their Apple notebook, such as:

-Change their login name and forget what they changed it to.

-Bake their powerbook at 450 for 10 minutes
To perform an applestamp, close said notebook, raise it to a proper angle, and strike the offending user on the side of the face or about the head in any manner you deem appropriate.

The result, if done properly, will be the apple logo on the dolt's cheek. There for always, to remind them that yes, they are one of the .04% of people that are too stupid to use a mac.

The man at the genius bar applestamped me because i "accidentally" ripped the combo drive out of my brother's ibook.

by kidjay June 27, 2005

Applepants

When someone kicks you in the crotch so hard that your dick swells into the size of an apple.

Person 1: OMG I can't believe she kicked him in the nuts so hard!

Person 2: Yeah he's totally got applepants.

by Kannibis March 29, 2010

Applestalk

A very important person in a making.

"Bill is the Applestalk of microsoft"

by odwarific January 16, 2014

Applepeacemaker

Someone who makes peace with apples because they are allergic to them.

Jacob made peace with apples and became a applepeacemaker

by Fcy19 May 20, 2019

applepeanutbutter

An apple made out of peanut butter

Person 1: I could eat an applepeanutbutter right now!!

Person 2: Yummy me too!!

Dog 1: MILFS!

by GH0STMA1NE August 5, 2022