applefucked

1. Being stalked and blackmailed for not dating someone. Typically, the stalker resembles a very tall Howdy Doody. On other occasions the stalker can look like an Oompa Loompa

2. Purchasing an Apple product only to realize that the newer version is being announced the next day.

I was just applefucked.

He said I had to sleep with him otherwise he would applefuck me.

by DrPhist November 5, 2011

Applejack Crack

A name for crack-cocaine.

I don't care what you do with your money; as long as you're not buying that applejack crack.

by Lilibeth March 4, 2005

Applejack

The unexpected taking of control of the Apple TV AirPlay stream.

I was streaming my favorite song from my iPhone to the Apple TV, when my son Applejacked the stream. Suddenly I was listening to his favorite song.

by mojo369 November 9, 2012

applesock

when you drop two apples into a sock, it looks like a ball sack. So, hence the name apple sock for your ball sack.

DUDE, YOUR SUCH AN APPLESOCK!

by sexii_bbi12 September 1, 2009

Applejack

The name of the Apple Pippin controller, video game console created by Apple, the controller is confortable (but not better than the Gamecube controller) and unlike the other controllers of it's era, it had a trackball on the middle of it.

Applejack is such a bad name for a controller!

Apple: That's not true!

by Setruck256 January 10, 2013

Applejacks

Response you give to your friends when they ask you why you are behaving in such a ridiculous manner, and you really have no reason for it other than -just because you can-. Generally accompanied by a shrug of the shoulders

An attempt to justify your stupid actions

Derived from the Applejacks commercial a few years ago:
"Why do you kids like applejacks when they dont taste like apples???"
"We just do!"

Fred: Why in the HELL have you been walking in cirlces for the past 10 minutes?
Joe: I dunno, applejacks.

by Fenrira December 18, 2006

applejack

A person that is phenomenal who embraces hate probably a little crazy at times

Hey that kid has a Applejack personality

by applejack myles April 8, 2015