apeshit-crazy

The kind of anxiety usually expressed by the physical or mental desire to jump up and down, screaming and banging hands on chest or head on walls.

Pre-dates the shortened but now more common variant "apeshit."

My roommate just deposited my mail at the bank and dropped my bank-deposit in the post-office box, for the third time! I'm going apeshit-crazy!

by Buggy July 3, 2006

Apecat

An ancient empyreal beast that is both ape and cat, and entirely man, hailing from the frigid northern reaches of Finland. It is widely accepted that Apecat is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Apecat is da shit.
Fuck yeah.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

apensi

std contracted from spaghetti.

caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.

I got apensi from my mom's spaghetti meatballs. So worth it though.

by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014

Apesex

another word for Apex Legends and it fits the gameplay more.

Hey lets play some Apesex!
Wanna do some apesex?
Bloodhound is my favourite Apesex legend!

by NotGivenLel March 1, 2019

bathin apes

originally knock off air force ones, now have become popular after soljay boys song i got me some bapes. Made in Japan,A.K.A Bapes

Soulja Boy:I got me some bathin apes

by J3wbag3l December 10, 2006

Guano Apes

this really cool band from germany that nobodies ever heard of.....yeah

by Amanda Hawfitch March 27, 2003

apecraft

Utter and complete ridiculousness.

Bob: Lets get our boss drunk and take him to a gay bar!
Sam: What the fuck, Bob!? That's apecraft!

Kindergarten teacher: Now class, we're going to learn shapes today! Can you tell me what this one is?
Student: What the fuck Miss Thompson this is fucking apecraft
Teacher: Get the fuck out of my class, Jill

by faggotron6969 February 9, 2015