Empyreal

The land full of hope and pride. A place only tormented by the Dracula cult. A paradise without beauty. The only place where teens sit all day talking about lolis and how they wish that anime girls were real, The only place with a melon and a sandwich that beat each other. The only place with a demented cult of furry simps that pray to Dracula every night before bed. This is Empyreal. A land made great by the god of Jazz himself. Every day he has to face the burden of talking to annoying people.

Jazz: Hey melon I just woke up
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Jazz: Hey melon I just ate
Melon: Just let me enjoy Empyreal

Dracula: * breaths*
Every furry there: THIS IS WHY EMPYREAL IS SO GOOD

by Father of jazz March 29, 2021

EmpyreanDota

A washed Dota 2 player who spends his days simping now.

Damn there goes EmpyreanDota again party queuing with girls again. What a simp.

by CursedFuck May 28, 2021

Empyrean

The uppermost layer of visible Heaven. Believed by ancients to be the realm of fire or light. Also considered by ancients to be a paradise among the heavens.

Shatter the Empyrean by Anaal Nathrakh

by arachide28 October 11, 2008