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dank game alert

the time when a ballgame that you are watching becomes really exciting, usually in football or basketball as the clock begins to tick down during the fourth quarter; the climax of a sporting event.
Marv Albert on your tv- "lebron james with a fade-away three, and the crowd erupts! lakers and cavs now tied in the fourth!"

stoned/drunk guy on couch- "yeah man, looks like a DANK GAME ALERT!"
by angus burlgar September 29, 2009
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Alerium

(noun, pronounced 'a-li(ə)rēəm')

This is the state reached when the most possible fun is being had ever.

The kind of people who reach this state would never actually use this word in a sentence. They are too busy having a good time to consider objectively what state they are in.

Alerium can only be achieved in a group who, through the power of connection and wit, have broken the boundaries of normal conversation and have ascended to a higher level of mutual understanding and humour.

It is accompanied with uncontrollable laughter, massive delight and an overwhelming pride in brain and human capacity.

It is the very highest form of achievable non-sexual human fun. Only ever seen at parties which are so good that vibesy has been put in the naughty corner. (See vibesy).

Most people will never achieve alerium, or even see people reaching it. It is very rare and the steps to reaching it cannot be taught or fully explained.

It will most likely be used in a sentence as such:
'I've never experienced alerium, I'm not convinced it actually exists.'

(It does. Good luck.)
by SZR May 19, 2013
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Mentally Allergic

To hate someone or something with a passion, to the point of feeling sick when it or they near...

To show invollentary physical signs(shuddering, cringing, face or body twitching, eyes-rolling) of hate towards an Item or Person when it nears.
That person that makes you cringe at first sight... you're mentally allergic to them.

That country music singer's voice that sickens you at first sound... You're mentally allergic to it.

That certain food that the sight/smell/taste of makes you wanna puke... you may not be physically allergic to it, but you are mentally allergic to it!!!

Cool guy: standin' chillin.
Village idiot: "hey dude, What's up?"
Cool guy: Shuddering, body shaking, green in the face, "get away from me!"
Village idiot: "what's wrong?"
Cool guy: "I'm mentally allergic to you!"
by Redwings Addict June 3, 2009
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Armin Arlert

SASHA: ITS A CINNAMON ROLL!!!
CONNIE: B-BUTS ITS BURNT!
SASHA: ARMIN Arlert IS THAT U??!!
by Madalyn_Hater_Peeps July 12, 2016
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Aler

This is a girl who is a little crazy but is a good friend.She is always around and can cheer you up in an instant. She has the perfect timing ever. :)
Aler sure is a good friend
by MacKenna Baeker January 19, 2020
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Aleri

aleri is a loyal person that always makes their bestfriends smile and never lets anyone down, aleri also fakes being happy
oh look it's aleri a loyal friend
by HYayayeyheh June 2, 2020
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College Alert

When one comes across people acting in a manner that is the epitome of the college lifestyle, one may alert others of the occurance.
Walking through the Quad and witnessing people playing frisbee and tanning, George screams "College Alert!".

When a drunk freshman girl stumbles out of a bar and a friendly senior male helps to find her way back home, Bobby high fives Charlie as they both state "College Alert" while nodding their heads in approval.
by Activties August 24, 2009
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