The Anteater

An over-circumsized penis.

by Sage McAilister July 26, 2003

Anteater

An uncircumcised penis

Did you know he was an anteater? I prefer a cut one personally.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) May 29, 2019

Anteater

The most foul creature on this planet and the root of all evil.

Anteaters were behind the Watergate scandal.

by AntiEater February 8, 2021

anteaters

the bane of wilbur soot's existence.

a person: hey shawty, what's your opinion on anteaters?

wilbur: *sobs

by shawty153 May 17, 2021

anteater

Person wearing a gas mask.

You'll know you're near the toxic waste site when you start to see all the anteater people from the bioremediation company.

by pentozali May 5, 2008

Anteater

When a girl has such a big nose that you call her an anteater.

"Look at Jessica Banner, she is such an anteater

by Artemis12345678910 August 12, 2009

Anteater

The physical act of isolating ones testicles in one hand, and clasping ones penis in the other, and then simutaneously rotating them untill the testicles look like the eyes and and the penis looks like the nose of an anteater.

I totally showed this fat chick the anteater today.

by JazzyJeff77 July 13, 2009