The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking

Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...

by Nick Reyes April 3, 2006

angle fer dangle

When a male is positioned in such a way that his genitals are viewable through either one or both of his pant legs. this phenomenon usually occurs in the even that the aforementioned male has donned shorts, however there have been other cases.

-In this example, john is positioned across from steve who is in repose on his bed.

John: Bro, I've totally got an angle fer dangle right now
Steve: Well then fuckin smang that jawn

by fuckinsmangthatjawn November 30, 2011

Anglewhore

A person that is only photogenic when photographed from a certain angle. The term generally reffers to online social network users who tend to exploit this trait and fill most of their photo albums with pictures taken from this very same angle, to fish out as much compliments as they can. It is worth mentioning that these compliments mostly come from people who nolife too much to realize we live in a three-dimensional world and if they, god-forbid, went on a date with an anglewhore person, this person would have to turn around eventually which would break this illusionary 2D utopic world they have built for themselves online. Considering the more-than-obvious connection with the duckface syndrome, the anglewhore's usual picture-taking pose is also reffered to as "the implied duckface".

Female: Look at that Monica Bellucci b*tch, she's such an anglewhore.
Male: Yeah and the angle is 360°

by Tlukinic July 1, 2011

myspace angle

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.

Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles

by Godzilla Terrorizing Staten Island September 24, 2006

Angleton high school

in the dead ass center of brazoria county lies angleton texas,home of the wildcats ,where the football team thinks their the shit (but really just get over hyped),half the choir people are gay(and take them selves way too seriously),and the weird ass mfs with green hair sit on the floor during lunch.

guy: hey you wanna suck me off in the bathroom?

other guy: well yeah im in choir at angleton high school,its basically my right to suck it !!

by coach lostraco September 1, 2020

Anglerfish

A girl whose MySpace pictures are taken at weird angles (usually black and white) to hide her fatness and/or ugliness. This method is used to attract men just as the actual Anglerfish (Lophiiformes) uses bioluminescence to attract prey.

That girl on MySpace looked hot in her pictures but when I met her in person she had tusks. She's one hell of an Anglerfish. With looks like that she's probably a mudshark too.

by Roger Klotz December 26, 2007

Kurt Angle

A famous pro wrestler who's also an Olympic champion.

Brendan looks like Kurt Angle,it's true it's true!

by esjay December 7, 2004