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brain aneurysm

A masturbatory technique wherein one gets into the shower, turns the hot water on as high as can be withstood, then proceeds to squat down and masturbate furiously. Upon reaching orgasm, stand up and turn the cold water on full blast. If timed right, orgasm will occur at the same moment that icy water pours over you, causing an experience unlike anything you've ever felt before.
Dude, I gave myself a brain aneurysm right before leaving for work, it was intense!
by nrcright November 29, 2007
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Angergasm

An extreme explosion of anger, usually caused in the form of bitching or whining.
Man I slapped that ho an she had an angergasm on my ass. So I had to slap her again
by D Williams & K Russell April 28, 2004
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Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.
Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...
by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015
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Angergasm

Having an orgasm caused by anger.
Angry sex. Need I say more?

Also caused by masturbation to thoughts of something that pisses you off...

T: I had the best angergasm last night!!!
H: Don't you mean orgasm?
T: No, me and my boyfriend were having sex and he called me by the wrong name!
by J.D.K. February 29, 2008
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Dick Aneurism

When a penis becomes so erect that it begins to spasm erratically. It is uncontrollably pleasurably painful. During a dick aneurism, one must not drink Gatorade. They might die.
Damn girl...last night I gave my boyfriend a dick aneurism!
by dickwars September 30, 2012
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Andrews Aneurysm

When stress caused by being roasted by Alex Andrews (@stevejobspams on instagram) in front of his two friends causes you to have a full blown spasm and lose all will to live.
Alex just had the enourmous courage to write nasty things about me, privately on the internet :'(. This Andrews aneurysm is so bad I think I want to die
by Alex Andrews killed me😭 January 13, 2017
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anorgasmic

dylon is anorgasmic
by craig March 12, 2003
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