ando pando

A masculine female. A leader. A goddess among mortals. A descendant of Jesus Christ himself, the Ando Pando, also referred to as “Jen”, confidently struts around the block. She is outrageous and crude; her infamous stories perhaps divulge too much information. Yet, they are entertaining at the very least and life-altering at their best. Her sewing skills are that of a professional designer- her clothes are more exclusive and of better quality and character than Gucci - her floral print dresses with uneven hems make Givenche look like garbage. Her spirit animal is a wild tigress, and she follows suit in the bedroom. She has only one flaw, and only she knows what it is.

May you be blessed to encounter such a mesmerising circus anomaly as Ando Pando.

“Yo Ando Pando, chuck us a ciggy”

by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019

mr ando of the woods

Probably the best thing ever made. This video can't really be explained. Roughly, it's about mr ando who brings peace to the woods and wants everyone to believe that he's a penguin. This video includes: mr ando, a talking bear, a talking bee, a talking turtle, and a talking fish. Trust me, it's amazing. Watch it!

Mr ando of the woods blew my mind!

by the grape monster October 11, 2010

Ruruka Ando

A bitch who kills her loved ones, makes sweets, calls everyone a traitor and is overall a bitch

"You are such a uhh.... Ruruka Ando!"

by Goji Sauce October 26, 2020

Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.

Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!

by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011

Hiro and Ando

1.Two random Japanese guys who always hang out together a lot.
2.Any two random Asian guys hanging out together a lot (for people who lack the skills to distinguish Japanese from other Asians). A very small version of the "Asian mafia" found in many schools.

Hey look, there's Hiro and Ando.

by HavenB September 26, 2007

Dirty Ando

A Dirty Ando is a drink used to prank a fellow friend. It is always a whiskey, preferably Fireball or High West Double Rye and must have the ashes of a dead friend mixed into it and served without him being aware. If both the Fireball and High West Double Rye are consumed on back to back nights, a large ashy bruise will develop.

Man, did you see his bruise? He must have done a double Dirty Ando.

by doodoo pants February 1, 2018

Mahoro Ando

A combat android who protected mankind from alien invaders. Now a retired soldier turned French Maid to serve a boy who was her late commander for the remaining 398 days she has to live. She's also known for her anti-ecchi personality by confiscating porno magazines with her catchphrase: "Dirty Thoughts are Bad!".

Guy #1: What do you think of Mahoro Ando?
Guy #2: I dunno, if she was real I'd lock up my secret stash of porn.

by Schweppes321 May 4, 2009