Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.
Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*
by Barndar October 20, 2016
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“Look at that girl preparing for the exams, those are a year away!”
“I know and look at her binder, what an Amy Santiago”
“I know and look at her binder, what an Amy Santiago”
by Pineapple2005 January 20, 2019
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A phAt pig. Now the real question is, are you part of her plan to turn every person that is over 400lbs, has been on a full diet of cheese puffs, diet coke, and dick cheese for half there . WELL, I think you are, so you know what's going to happen? No? Well, I SURE FUCKING DO!!! First, it's going to start with every Arby's in the world taking over the nearest fast good joint, then all the grocery stores. Why only use places? Well, it's bc everyone who has ever FUCKING LIVED has eaten at Arby's, and didn't FUCKING LIKE IT!!!! So they are going to make it where everyone has to only eat Arby's FOREVER.
by Dylan Peterson April 26, 2020
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a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots
a.k.a. queen of jeopardy! who gets that money and makes bigoted fools quake in their wittle boots
person A: hey wanna grab dinner at that new ethiopian restaurant tonight at 7?
person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time
person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later
person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider
person B: you know what I'm sorry I've already got plans for that time
person A: no worries, maybe another time. see ya later
person B: *internally* in this house we support amy schneider
by epicharcboard January 27, 2022
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My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.
by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019
Get the Pull an Amy Schumer mug.One of the greatest female comedians of our time. Best known for her role as the disturbing and grotesquely-lovable character Jerri Blank in "Strangers With Candy," where she co-starred with Stephen Colbert (who played Chuck Noblet) and Paul Dinello (who played Mr. Jellyneck).
She got her start at Second City in Chicago, where she met Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert. Sister of David Sedaris, and well-loved for her acting as well as stories told about her in David Sedaris' writings.
Amy is well-known for her famous quotes, including:
"When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage."
"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard." (This one has been engraved on a silver-plated jewelry box. Trust me.)
(about her chicken, Suki) "She'll eat grapes out of anywhere I put them... Anywhere."
"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."
She got her start at Second City in Chicago, where she met Paul Dinello and Stephen Colbert. Sister of David Sedaris, and well-loved for her acting as well as stories told about her in David Sedaris' writings.
Amy is well-known for her famous quotes, including:
"When you work from your home and johns call on the phone, you're a call girl. When you walk 'til you limp and give a cut to a pimp, you're a street whore. When they're beggin' you please to get down on your knees near their groinage, excusa me, but you see, don't you touch where they pee without coinage."
"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard." (This one has been engraved on a silver-plated jewelry box. Trust me.)
(about her chicken, Suki) "She'll eat grapes out of anywhere I put them... Anywhere."
"I'm not adopted and I'm not an Indian. It's just a coincidence that I have a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis."
"Did you see Amy Sedaris on Letterman last night? She has a new movie coming out and it's AWESOME. Check out how hot she is when she isn't wearing that Jerri Blank fat suit!"
by Arocky September 19, 2006
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Amy Sit is the world's most beautiful woman, way more beautiful than Jennes Chan, but Jennes Chan is still the worl's most beautiful teacher because Amy Sit is NOT a teacher.
by On9MrGrass May 3, 2022
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