1) The retarded way to say United States of America
2)A continent consiting of three parts:
North, Central and South America
(but its consider as 1 continent)
2)A continent consiting of three parts:
North, Central and South America
(but its consider as 1 continent)
People from the USA say they are the americans when in fact anyone living in the continent of AMERICA can say the same thing.
Every other country in the continent AMERICA thinks its retarded that the USA people are widely know as americans
Every other country in the continent AMERICA thinks its retarded that the USA people are widely know as americans
by yanopapi February 13, 2007
Get the americamug. the stupid ass "country" i live in. people here cant tell their left from right. "people" here call football "soccer"(rednecks, dont give me that bs that the british created the word soccer! you dont see them calling rugby footbal!!!). speaking of the british, the americans like to make fun of their accent, even though the americans have the most retarded pathetic accent i have ever seen! i also have to go to highschool in this ignorant piece of land. i swear to god, if another ignorant piece of shit student calls me a nazi just because im german, i will beat them so hard i will knock both the fat and the ignorance out of them.
Joe has never heard of the conflict in Yugoslavia, the bloodiest war since WW2. In fact, he has never even heard of Yugoslavia. He must be from america.
America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.
Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.
Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.
How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S
Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?
American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".
Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..
Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.
American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel
America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.
Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.
Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.
How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S
Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?
American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".
Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..
Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.
American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel
by HAHA3666 February 25, 2010
Get the americamug. by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
Get the americamug. The United States of America, also known as the United States, the U.S., the U.S.A., the U.S. of A., the States, and America, is a country in North America. A federal republic, the United States shares land borders with Canada and Mexico, and extends from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean. Its capital is Washington, D.C.
The present-day continental United States has been inhabited for at least 15,000 years by Native Americans. After 16th-century European exploration and settlement, the English established new colonies, and gained control of others, in the eastern portion of the continent in the 17th and early 18th centuries. On 4 July 1776, at war with Britain over fair governance, thirteen of these colonies declared their independence; in 1783, the war ended in British acceptance of the new nation. Since then, the country has more than quadrupled in size: it now consists of 50 states, one federal district, and a number of overseas territories.
At over 3.7 million square miles (over 9.1 million km²), the U.S. is the third or fourth largest country by area, depending on the reckoning of the disputed areas of China. It is also the world's third most populous nation, with nearly 300 million people.
The United States has maintained a liberal democratic political system since it adopted its Articles of Confederation on March 1, 1781. American military and economic influence increased throughout the 20th century; with the collapse of the Soviet Union at the end of the Cold War, the nation emerged as the world's sole remaining superpower.
The present-day continental United States has been inhabited for at least 15,000 years by Native Americans. After 16th-century European exploration and settlement, the English established new colonies, and gained control of others, in the eastern portion of the continent in the 17th and early 18th centuries. On 4 July 1776, at war with Britain over fair governance, thirteen of these colonies declared their independence; in 1783, the war ended in British acceptance of the new nation. Since then, the country has more than quadrupled in size: it now consists of 50 states, one federal district, and a number of overseas territories.
At over 3.7 million square miles (over 9.1 million km²), the U.S. is the third or fourth largest country by area, depending on the reckoning of the disputed areas of China. It is also the world's third most populous nation, with nearly 300 million people.
The United States has maintained a liberal democratic political system since it adopted its Articles of Confederation on March 1, 1781. American military and economic influence increased throughout the 20th century; with the collapse of the Soviet Union at the end of the Cold War, the nation emerged as the world's sole remaining superpower.
"We love The United States of America!"
by Noidon Idodlid February 12, 2007
Get the americamug. Jason: "Spain just won the world cup"
Mario: "America"
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Mike: "fuck i ran out of cigarettes"
Mario: "America"
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Justin:"I'm Gay!!"
Mario:"not america."
Mario: "America"
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Mike: "fuck i ran out of cigarettes"
Mario: "America"
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Justin:"I'm Gay!!"
Mario:"not america."
by american technology April 19, 2011
Get the americamug. 
If the world were a high school America would be the popular, beautiful, brilliant, rich girl who everyone knows and wants to be friends with but also has people constantly talking behind her back. She's extremely ambitious and president of many extracurricular clubs. Anytime she makes a mistake everyone tries to bring her down but her self confidence is too strong to break. When times get rough everyone turns to her for her overly generous helping hand. Yet, her peers are quick to forget about all she has done and ALWAYS go right back to talking shit about her because they can't help being jealous.
world: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
America: "Thanks?"
world during a crisis: "America, please please please help me!"
America: "Why should I?"
world during a crisis: "Because you're wonderful, caring, and value freedom! Save us!"
America: "*Sigh* Alright, alright. I'll help you out."
world during a crisis: "Thank you! You're the best!"
world after America has helped once again: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
America: "Thanks?"
world during a crisis: "America, please please please help me!"
America: "Why should I?"
world during a crisis: "Because you're wonderful, caring, and value freedom! Save us!"
America: "*Sigh* Alright, alright. I'll help you out."
world during a crisis: "Thank you! You're the best!"
world after America has helped once again: "I hate America, it's ignorant, pretentious, obese, annoying, and controlling."
by geek_is_chic July 20, 2008
Get the americamug.