a play on words denoting an instance where one places a phone call, or sends a text or email, while intoxicated on Ambien.
I chased an Ambien with a Mimosa and then Ambushed Eric with a phone call telling him how much I loved him.
by Crackapleez May 4, 2010
Get the Ambushmug. An ambush is when 2 men stick their penises in a girls mouth from different directions at the same time.
by Codemanmisterini67 November 7, 2009
Get the Ambushmug. After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
by fredthedeadhead July 16, 2008
Get the Ambushmug. The act of ambushing your friends with a chick on your arm at an clearly understood testosterone-only event, such as a poker party or chasing skirts at a club - esentially, bringing sand to the beach.
I can't believe John ambushed the poke party with his girlfriend. Usually, I take his money before showing him the door, but in this case I didn't even bother opening it.
by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008
Get the Ambushedmug. Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.
"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
by jemand January 13, 2009
Get the Ambushmug. Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
Get the argue-ambushmug. On your laptop you mistakenly select "Shutdown" instead of "Sleep". Windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. This usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying.
Girlfriends text: "Hey you want to come over?"
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"
<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."
Thanks Microsoft!
You text: "Sure...leaving the library and will be there in 5 minutes!"
<Time Elapse>
Knock Knock...
Girlfriend: "You're 3 hours late..."
You: "Sorry I got update ambushed right when I was about to leave"
Girlfriend: "Oh no! Are you alright?"
You: "Yeah I'm fine."
Girlfriend: "What are you supposed to do?"
You: "Well usually I give up, smoke a bong full of Fruit Loops, and head to bed."
Thanks Microsoft!
by tm4c September 25, 2011
Get the update ambushmug.