Usually the GOAT of the family and is very into Narcos and Marijuana. An Alvaro is smart & creative and is always chasing the GUALA!
by Theyoung32 January 03, 2018
Usually a person of the sexy mexican nationality. He is funny, smart, and has a big cock. A minimum of 7 inches is what an alvaro has. An alvaro is usually short but he compensates for his big cock. He can be on the skinny side but he is very strong. He is always good with the ladies and they are all over him. All his friends wish they could be him. All the girls wish they could have a little alone time with him.
Guy: Damn I wish I was Him for one day.
Guy 2: Yea I know.
Girl: OMG! Alvaro is looking fine. As always.
Girl 2: Gosh I wish He was my boyfriend.
Guy 2: Yea I know.
Girl: OMG! Alvaro is looking fine. As always.
Girl 2: Gosh I wish He was my boyfriend.
by iamheeee April 09, 2010
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An Alvaro is someone who is very sweet and sensitive. He hates spicy food, even though he is mexican. He's always up for a good joke and loves listening to Prince & Journey, is an amazing ballroom dancer and swan diver. You can always find him sipping manly cocktails from a straw with his little dog. Alvaro's are always great company, your life is very blessed if there is an Alvaro in it.
Did you see that guy jump in the pool?! He must be an Alvaro!
Dude...my friends suck, I wish I had an Alvaro as my friend.
Dude...my friends suck, I wish I had an Alvaro as my friend.
by short stack March 27, 2012
To own someone at a video game, casino game, board game (anything not physical), once the game is finished, the winner
boasts about it unnecessarily.
Alv-air-o
boasts about it unnecessarily.
Alv-air-o
by David Somarriba February 21, 2008
Alvaro is the most beautiful and SEXC person on earth he is a loyal man that every girl wants to date and he has a big fat cock
by ak47tothe_end! November 27, 2021