Idiot alumni of your university who proudly wears your school's colors and in so doing embarrasses you and fills you with shame.
Did you see that fat dude with the mullet in the Michigan sweat shirt...what an alumnut! Alumnuts make me so angry, make me wish I'd gone to a different school.
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A person or group that follows a certain collegiate athletic team but didn’t bother to enroll or graduate from that school. Yet they have strong opinions regarding the coaching decisions that are made by “Hall of Fame” coaches and assistants.
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A lot of 30 something community college students suffer from acute alumnophobia due to a lack of opportunities and the prestige of being a 'student' despite being broke.
by DreadneckofDreadnecks April 14, 2007
Get the Alumnophobia mug.People who root for the sports (particularly football) programs of the University of Notre Dame who never actually attended the University of Notre Dame. Typically Irish-American, alcoholic, low income, and poorly educated assholes who could never dream of being accepted to an educational institution as prestigious as Notre Dame.
They're called the Subway Alumni because the more successful ones enjoy long and prosperous careers working at a Subway sandwich franchise. The less fortunate majority of them just live on the subway.
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Get the Farry Alemnoe mug.a person that finished high school and college, most likely grew up in the suburbs, and is a thug by choice.
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