alteros

Another name for one of the most used breath mints... Altoids...

1: dude ur breath smells like a donkeys ass
2: yeah I could use an alteros right now.

by Zalum January 20, 2014

Alegow

Fallen; Not standing

I’ve Alegow and I can’t get up!

by toastedcereal September 29, 2020

Allegorical Wank

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.

Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.

by Theilliterate June 28, 2023

allegory

A story where the characters stand for abstract ideas, for example, good and evil! ~ Brain

Excerpt from the PBS Kids show Arthur's "Jekyll Jekyll Hyde" ~ "I was acting strange, quite deranged, it was pure allegory!"

by WhipRBLX February 12, 2017

Allegory of the Cave

A sexual act where someone

1) ties their significant other to a bed
2) blindfolds their significant other
3) pleasures him/her sexually
4) as he/she nears orgasm, removes the blindfold and shines a bright light in his/her face

"I wanna give her some Platonic loving."

"Get a flashlight and give her the Allegory of the Cave"

by Spuzzi April 5, 2017

Allegorical

1. To come second
2. To loose inspire of being up against an inbred sub-normal opponent

Derived from Al Gore, specifically his performance in the US Presidential Elections where he came second to George W. Bush.

It's because you're allegorical mate.

by McSpoon.. May 30, 2010

altemose

The greatest last name of all time. And as a side effect gives you the nickname “Moose”

Ayooo , wassup Mr. Altemose? “Not much Mr. Schcababo”.

by Not somekid trying to be funny December 12, 2017