Allegorical 

1. To come second
2. To loose inspire of being up against an inbred sub-normal opponent

Derived from Al Gore, specifically his performance in the US Presidential Elections where he came second to George W. Bush.

It's because you're allegorical mate.

Allegorical by McSpoon.. May 30, 2010

Allegorical Wank 

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.

Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.

Allegorical Wank by Theilliterate June 28, 2023

Algorical 

Using extended metaphors or visual symbols to allude to environmental degradation.

Those power-point slides of scientific data about global warming were algorical.

Algorical by Lexcellence March 5, 2009

algorically 

Using your podium to spread panic in order to fill your pockets. ... especially about "scientifically" rehashed and or massaged computer models of tainted weather data.

When Todd sold his third book on the subject, it was clear he was speaking "algorically".

The urban dictionary should define spreading panic about "scientific" computer models of tainted weather data as Algorically speaking.

algorically by Bengali the mage February 7, 2010

Algorical 

Al Gore is full of shit.

Algorical Global Warming

Algorical by fertilespark February 9, 2010

allegoric

When every time you drink soda you literally can’t move bc you stomach is trying to explode out all holes.... RIP

I’m like allegoric to soda or sum shit cause every time I take a sip of that shit I can’t even move bc of my stomach is boutta erupt.

allegoric by ToughLuckChuck March 12, 2020