almasex

When the penis and vagaina rub on eachother without any clothes on. Almost having sex. A mix of almost and sex.

"Dude, did you sleep with her?"
"..,No. But we were almasexing!"

by nickrichyrich August 17, 2011

amazebeans

A more rad way to describe a noun as amazing but since beans are amazing as well, you put the two words together into one word

Person 1: dude, your flap jacks tasted amazebeans
Person 2: thanks

by Hugarshnucklebee December 18, 2016

amazement

A feeling that cannot usually be described with words. This feeling makes many people extremely happy. You can also be amazed that someone is so stupid.

She called me last night, and I could do nothing but stare at the wall with a big goofy smile in amazement.

by Matt__ January 11, 2008

Amazecraze

When something is so crazy its amazing, or vice versa.

Dude I walked past Drake on Bloor street yesterday. Shit was Amazecraze

by maddogstorm July 15, 2010

Amazeagon

Beyond amazing!

OMG this Cadbury Jelly Popping Candy is amazeagon!

by loulahoula May 5, 2013

amazeshit

Causing great surprise or wonder capped off with the knowledge that you're wrong.

The hotel room was amazeshit! Started with the beautiful lobby, huge room, comfy bed, clean sheets and ended with the train whistle.

by ShouldBeJogging July 25, 2016

It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!

An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.

Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.

by ShawShankPrison February 21, 2023