Porn Allowance

The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.

Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.

by Eugene Walnut February 2, 2009

Allow You

If somebody suggest something stupid or is being a cock

Phillop "I want to go to the cinema to watch Penguins"

Sanjay "Allow You"

by Graham Roberts December 13, 2005

Alrowe

A slime ball, usually found looking like a weasel and constantly on the look out for cheap sex, but never gets any - even with the aid of alcohol.

Known to wank a lot.

Guy 1: He couldn't even nail that fat chick so he went home, watched porn and wanked like a champion. Eurgh..

Guy 2: What an Alrowe!!

by biggiesmalls118 March 29, 2009

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

The "Lone Wolfe", one who wears heels, and pants to mommy. One who self indulges into third party conversations to they-self. One's own brilliancy to bring back civilization from the brink of self destruction. Considered to have have long hairy arms and weekly "meatings" with other men.

Hi, Im Mike Breece, I will allow that.

by Oh..my..god February 6, 2019

Pets allowed

An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.

I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed

by slurber November 24, 2009

Allow That

Many people have said that this word means 'leave it out' or 'don't bother'. We it does mean this but it is also used as a sign of agreement to a situation.
It largely depends on the tone
So it can either mean 'fuck that', 'can't be arsed' or on the other had 'yeah mate', 'lets have some of that'
If said in the negative term it would be said with a lowering in the pitch of voice towards the end of the phrase, if however said in the positive it would be said with a rise in the pitch of the voice towards the end of the phrase.
As well as this in the positive it is accompanied by the whip thing chavs do on the 'that'

Jim: Mate have u got dat new playstation game where ya like kill people
Ben: Yeah mate allow that (pulls off a whip)

OR

Benson: You know we gotta be up at 6am tomorrow!!!
Hedges: Allow that

by The Chicken Shack Crew December 18, 2005

Bare allow

see verb to allow except in a stronger form.
Used to describe something soooo bait, that saying allow just isnt enough

"yo bruv, see that gash over there"
"ohhhhhhh mate, bare allow that"

by aLLow nD TingZz May 16, 2010