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Alcorithm

Decision making processes and problem solving steps aided by alcohol intake, particularly when considering computing issues.
"So I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, which aided my decision making Alcorithms"
by IsThisNameTaken? September 20, 2015
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algorithm

A set of steps used to solve a problem. A word primarily used in the fields of mathematics and computer science, but can be applied to almost anything.
Fred: Hey man, find a job yet?
Greg: No man, I developed an algorithm to make some mad cash!
Fred: ...
Greg: Step 1: Obtain a case of beer. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!
Greg: Can't argue with that logic. Beer me.
<Greg and Fred both crack a beer and proceed to get drunk>
by vaxt April 9, 2006
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jism algorithm

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.
by john really brown November 16, 2006
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algorithm

Bush: How does Al Gore get his groove on?
Dick: I don't know...I thought I shot him.
Condi: The Algorithm! (gaptoothed snicker)
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Algorithm

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.
"And so this is the algorithm I used to make Google search..."
by H4k0rz September 21, 2018
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TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM

An equation that suggests that 12 new normal-sized rolls are equal to 24 of the recently reduced normal-sized rolls.
Marketing placed the TOILET PAPER ALGORITHM "12 = 24 regular rolls" four times on the packaging of my $17 package of paper towels.
by genniex March 7, 2010
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Taco Bell Algorithm

The term used for any type of Algorithm that is used compute a non-predicatble random value.

The creation of a Taco Bell Algorithm would like employ the use of Ghetto Engineering Tactics
A scheduling algorithm used to compute the random events that can occur during the course of day is said to be a Taco Bell Algorithm.
by Smitty5k August 10, 2005
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