alfonzo

1.a person who lacks the ability to have a meaningful conversation or an intellectual conversation and often makes inappropriate jokes and is usually perverted and not very mature.

2.a very stupid person

3.a word that can be used to describe anything or anyone with any meaning you want just keep the meaning to yourself so they will be confused and not know what you mean.

1.dude your a total alfonzo

2.man you know that new kid he was a total alfonzo.

by lucky_louie May 20, 2009

alfunzo

flaming homosexual rapist
a.k.a fag lad, homosexual lad

Guy 1: Did you hear about fred being attacked by alfunzo last night?
Guy 2: What is he some sort of gay super villain?
Guy 1: exactly

by olmesy August 30, 2009

Alfonzo

Alfonzo is a piece of shit, who has a small dick. He pissed on Gru, and resembles Fagnus in behaviour. He hurt Jessicah's feelings, and now everyone wants him to commit penis vacuum.

"Bruv, you seen Alfonzo lately? He stole my vacuum."
"Yeah bruv, he used it on himself, that's why he's absent."
"Fuckin' lobotomite."

by GmodMagician April 13, 2020

Dylan Alfano

Just a 16 year old trying to make people happy

Dylan Alfano trying to make people happy

by Dylan Alfano April 11, 2019

alfanosies

A cute dark-skinned boy whos very social & can dress. Usally really funny & loves to make people fell how they make him feel . Hes very cool with everyone but can be very stubborn & a total ass hole.

I really wish i was alfanosies he's the coolest dude ever.

by Alfanosies December 26, 2016

Alfanso

Nobody likes this guy, he sits in the corner and plots all lunchtime.

That Alfanso guy gives off a weird vibe I'm not too sure about him

by I don't like Alfanso March 18, 2020

Alfanso

A very good barber, Maybe even the best barber

a a eet ees alfanso

by ksifatneek March 8, 2021