Alexander Hamilton

Simp-man whore sleep with Eliza John Lauren’s and Martha and also was a pretty famous and smart person

Alexander Hamilton is crazy about his legacy

by Weirdo69420 May 11, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

Small, bisexual, angry issue on the table who probably hasn’t slept in a week.

The issue on the table, Alexander Hamilton. He’s on the table and he won’t get down.

by wherepigscanfly February 5, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

Bastard Orpahn Son of A Whore

AND A GUY THAT CHEATED ON HIS WIFE AND WROTE A F*CKING 95 PAGE PAMPHLET ABOUT IT

Yeah, Alexander Hamilton was an idiot

by RandomPerson784638 January 15, 2019

Alexander Hamilton

A short angry man who loved John Lauren more them Eliza Hamilton his own wife

Alexander Hamilton had a toried affair

by Washingdad May 26, 2020

Alexander Hamilton

The sluttiest founding father.
Just... Overall the worst.
Was also totally gay for John Laurens

Damn... Alexander Hamilton was honestly such a slut.

by LegalOranges March 6, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

A person no one would care about or ever hear of outside of history class if a musical hadn't been created about him.

History teacher: "Ok class, today we'll be learning about Alexander Hamilton."

Group of students: (start singing Hamilton)

History teacher: "What the hell, none of you would give a shit about Hamilton if there wasn't a damn musical about him. Please, get a life."

by nanithafuc May 29, 2017

Alexander Hamilton

Relatable, Smol, Angry, Bisexual. Americas founding father without a father and probably dated John Laurens sometime or another.

“I love the musical about Alexander Hamilton! And Lams is otp fight me”

by Smolbisexual November 29, 2017